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Kristonia - the land of coolness

  1. Kristiina sxesov q.f

    Kristonia is one of the southernmost countries (not included islands) in the continent of Avalon. And definetly one of the oddest looking countries (don't doubt that it doesn't remind you of something...). It has got two terrific neighbours - the Kingdom of Sheepmark (with whose Minister of Culture, Foreign Relations (including the promotion of Sheepmark abroad) and also the Creative Director of the first national television station of Sheepmark the Kristonian Queen Krissu has a deep relationship as the Kristonian tabloid "The Sin" referred and some other tabloids even said, that they would like to marry and move to the a few months ago discovered continent called Europe - to be more exactly, to a unknown country called ICELAND) and Hatican City (no scandals with that country... yet).
    The land is know for it's coollness and simple lifestyle - so every person is happy and there is almost no crime. And of course for it's beauty - beautiful people, beautiful landscape.
    Come and enjoy the coolness of a cool country!

    UPDATE: The flag represents the singularity of the country - the white (represents Northern Kristonia - the cold and icy, but remarkably beautiful) and orange (represents Southern Kristonia - the warm and sunny and a popular tourist destination) tied together and upon them a blue circle, which represents the especialness (weirdness) of the country (like come one, have you ever seen a blue sun?)

    Capital: Krislinn (643 985 inhabitants)
    Population: 1 456 783 in.
    National anthem: Krissun-G-Englar
    Official language: Kristonian
    Ethnic Groups: 94% Kristonians, 6% all from the world - everybody likes the easy life of Kristonia
    Currency: Kristonian Kruuns
    National Broadcasting: Kriisti Televisiuun (Kristonian Television), Kriisti Rahvosringhuuling (Kristonian National Broadcasting)
    Internet TLD: .kri

    and here some cool pictures of the land of coolness!

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3717304513/" title="ae by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2468/3717304513_c398391004.jpg" width="500" height="393" alt="ae" /></a>
    THERE'S KRISTONIA!

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3718162664/" title="Kristonia by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3440/3718162664_395f49d415.jpg" width="500" height="318" alt="Kristonia" /></a>
    The flag of Kristonia

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3816868379/" title="flag by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3480/3816868379_74a962514e.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="flag" /></a>
    And the New Flag

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3717304573/" title="aP5180144 by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3717304573_523c51d742.jpg" width="320" height="240" alt="aP5180144" /></a>
    The Queen of Kristonia

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3717305927/" title="planet-happy-cartoon by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3441/3717305927_5f4d2e32e6.jpg" width="301" height="301" alt="planet-happy-cartoon" /></a>
    All people from Kristonia are happy

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3718118658/" title="51321746_sadclown_sat by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/3718118658_aac3b05a1d.jpg" width="310" height="400" alt="51321746_sadclown_sat" /></a>
    Even that sad clown...

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3718120038/" title="oaoo by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/3718120038_71f8e26c19.jpg" width="310" height="400" alt="oaoo" /></a>
    ... is after visiting Kristonia HAPPY!

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3717305837/" title="iceland by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2564/3717305837_4ded96986b.jpg" width="500" height="387" alt="iceland" /></a>
    Northern Kristonia

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3717305607/" title="Backyard_Pool_Bora_Bora_French_Polynesia by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3493/3717305607_fc241ec114.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Backyard_Pool_Bora_Bora_French_Polynesia" /></a>
    Southern Kristonia

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3718118920/" title="281894474 by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2544/3718118920_a92a371a41.jpg" width="433" height="304" alt="281894474" /></a>
    Beautiful sunset (at 1:46 a.m)


    more info soon!
  2. Luis DLC I spread Eurovision joy in the US, oy

    Queen Kristiina looks like she ate a lemon. :P
  3. Kristiina sxesov q.f

    THAT'S A KISS, you jerk! :D
  4. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    How very cool :P
  5. Mina Member with a "past"

    Cool country...your queen is too funny :P
  6. Kristiina sxesov q.f

    Lol, thanks guys!
  7. It's my fault for not writing my country profile yet :P (I promise I will soon guys! ;)) but I'm not the King of Sheepmark :D The country is now a republic and I am the Minister of Culture, Foreign Relations (including the promotion of Sheepmark abroad) and also the Creative Director of the first national television station of Sheepmark!

    I like this :D a lot!
  8. ollie2283 jedan sam čekao je ovdje!

    lmfao sheep i read that as minister of coffee for some reason how reassuring sheepmark has its coffee ness *i hate coffee*
    i will talk to u in a week as i am having the 4-5 hour drive to exmouth tommorow :) love u all talk to u soon
  9. Yes, well we need to think of lots of different ways to use all the milk we import from MILKlands! ;)

    And enjoy your drive/holiday(? I hope/presume) :D :D :D .....

    ...in Devon :@:@:@ the scummy gits*

    I believe I have ranted to you about this...if not then it would have been someone else and your time will come...
  10. Kristiina sxesov q.f

    Ok, I'll change it then (actually when I did this I was doubting if you're the king :D)
  11. Kristiina sxesov q.f

    New flag!

    UPDATE: Because the first flag of Kristonia was made in 2 minutes, the government thought that Kristonia deserves a new and better flag.
    And here it is:

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3816868379/" title="flag by kristiiiiina, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3480/3816868379_74a962514e.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="flag" /></a>

    In the next contest please use this flag :D


    Yours faithfully

    Kristiina
    Queen of Kristonia

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