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  1. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    This thread is for editing and "improving" ESC lyrics!! :D:D:D
  2. Mina Member with a "past"

    I got this panic emotion
    that I cannot describe to you
    that a clown might just win
    what am I, what am I gonna do
    Ca-can't deny, deny it, he really sucks
    Ca-can not fight it, can't fight it,
    now I'm looking for the cure!
  3. Mina Member with a "past"

    Can you keep a secret
    can you keep a secret
    I just passed some gas:o
    can you make a promise
    can you make a promise
    don't cook beans again:cool:
  4. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Its my time!

    Its my time --> "Not my crime"

    I've been down, down so low
    But those murders are gone now
    I've done the time for all that sh*te
    To show you all not my crime, tonight

    Not my crime, Not my crime
    My Murder
    I'm gonna pretend i'm not it
    Not my crime, not my crime
    And i'll run fast
    No arrest i'm afraid of
    I'll show the police what i'm made of
    To pretend its not my crime, tonight

    I'll break you, i've made my move
    And my alibi is strong now
    I've stabbed your heart, to reach the heights
    To pretend its not my crime, tonight

    OK its my crime, its my crime
    My murder
    I'm suppose i'll just admit it!
    My crime, its my crime
    And i'll go down
    The Police: I'm afraid of!
    God knows what they're made of
    You all know its my crime tonight

    Another bill, for that drunken night
    That night, That night!

    Its my crime its my crime!
    My murder
    I've already admitted it!
    My crime, do the time
    And i've gone down
    The inmates: I'm afraid of!
    I'm scared of what they're made of!
    (As long as they dont ask me to pick up the soap) i'll be fine, tonight!

    You know I did the crime, that night, ooohhhooohhh!!!

    (By all means i'm not saying Jade is a criminal because I know she isn't!!!)
  5. Mina Member with a "past"

    I'm a copycat,
    trying to look so cool:cool:
    but I'm so ugly
    and I drool:o

    I'm a copycat,
    trying to steal a spot
    in the final
    but I know I won't :D
  6. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    LMAO :D Now you need to do the french part of the song lol :P
  7. Mina Member with a "past"

    I am so slutty – bom
    oh yes, so slutty – bom
    gonna make you pay – bom
    We’re gonna do the bom bom
    and it won't be cheap – bom

    I’m very busy – bom
    because I am so easy – bom
    I’m gonna **** you – bom bom
    but don't forget the condom – bom
  8. Mark New Member

    Ukraine
    You are sexy – bom

    You are so sexy – bom
    Gon' make me money – bom
    We're gonna do the bom bom
    In your car – bom

    I'm very busy – bom
    It's not so easy – bom
    Being a whore – bom bom
    Without your money – bom

    I'll call you on the phone
    You speak in monotone
    Don't wanna be poor
    Because I'm dumb – bom

    Baby, baby you're so rich
    Be my, be my clientine
    Baby, baby you're so rich
    Be my, be my clientine

    My boobs and looks
    Are just immense
    These are the things you can't miss
    Come on, give them a kiss

    There's nothing real on me
    I know what time is left on us
    We'll keep each other hard
    Oh boy, you look horny

    The charm that I possess
    Will put you to the test
    To satisfy my wallet
    Come over, be my client

    I'll show you to my fanny
    When you show me your money
    The others may be jealous
    'Cause you're the one who's richest

    Baby, baby you're so rich
    Be my, be my clietine
    Baby, baby you're so fine
    Be my, be my clientine

    Yeah, aha...
    You are sexy – bom
    You are sexy – bom
    Really rich – bom
    You and you and you
    Anti-faithful – bom

    Baby, I can lose your money
    I'm your anti-crisis whore
    Baby, I can lose your money
    I'm your anti-crisis whore

    Baby, I can lose your virginity
    I'm your anti-crisis whore
    Baby, I can lose your marriage
    I'm your anti-crisis whore
    Baby, I can lose your money
    I'm your anti-crisis whore

    I know they are crap, but they are already slutastic !
  9. Aaron N Moof master

    omg!! rooofl mark!!!!! she should sing that instead!! :D :D :D
  10. Mina Member with a "past"

    So tell me about your yawning
    Is it only yawning?
    Or do you pretend?
    Did you just fall asleep?
    Out of the blueeeeeeeee?

    Is it true?
    Is it true?
    Am I boring?
    Was it me?
    He's not answering me
    so it's true:o
  11. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    These lyrics tell the story of somebody who accidentally slept with a he/she without realising. But just incase anybody gets the wrong end of the stick, I have nothing whatsoever against cross-gender people etc etc!


    Dum Tek Tek --> I just dont check!

    He-She, you're perfect for me
    You are a cross from heaven
    This is the greatest sex-change
    Of all times

    The operation, like in a movie
    Went on, for bloody ever
    And what they did to you, didn't look fine

    And then, you woke up
    And you'd changed team, a reality!
    Oh god its true

    A cross gender, you broke my heart
    Unfortunately, I just don't check!
    Cut them of, and please just bin it
    Your genitals, theres no way back

    Having a sex change wasn't smart
    But we slept, I just don't check!
    Now I feel just like a sinner
    You should have said, you need a smack!

    Baby, I feel all parts and,
    In your, erotic movements
    You're the worst that I have slept with
    Of all times!

    Angel, I woke up
    And realised, what we'd done!
    Shit it felt bad!

    I had slept with a cross-gender
    For gods sake, I just don't check!
    Why the hell didn't you tell me?
    Frankly you need a smack!

    Oh jesus christ, its just the start
    Who knows who else, I just don't check!
    Could this be a recurring problem
    God only knows, theres no way back

    God only knows theres no way back!
  12. Mark New Member

    Hey Miss Fit, let us fuck

    Mrs Fit Gang Bang, she's not a woman
    Extraordinary and oh so dude
    When I feel the touch of her sweet lips
    I know this is a man's kiss

    She sets my ass on fire with no front hole
    Ooh baby, just harder, harder, harder
    And I think we're like Mr and Mrs Putin
    So I'll give you my cock tonight

    And I'm on the way of no return
    Ooh baby, just harder, harder, harder
    And I think we're like Mr and Mrs Putin
    So I'll give you my heart tonight

    Miss Fit Gang Bang, come let us fuck
    Miss Fit Gang Bang, now let us fuck
    Shake your sweet, sweet, sweet little balls
    Mrs Fit Kiss Gang Bang, come let us fuck

    When I look into her eyes the cock grows higher
    I know this is a kiss of fire
    Cumination feeds my hungry hole
    Gimme your juice before we part

    And I'm on the way of no return
    Ooh baby, just burn, burn, burn
    And I think we're like Mr and Mrs Right
    So I'll give you my cock tonight

    Miss Fit Gang Bang, come let us fuck
    Miss Fit Gang Bang, now let us fuck
    Shake your sweet, sweet, sweet little balls
    Mrs Fit Kiss Gang Bang, come let us fuck

    Do the hee dee hi ho (Sing hee dee hi ho)
    Do the hee dee hi hey (Sing hee dee hi hey)
    Do the fuck dip diddee (Sing fuck dip diddee)
    Do the skiddly skiddly bo (Sing skiddly skiddly bo

    Now do the hardcore bang bang (Sing hardcore bang bang)
    Do the skiddly buffely boodely bump (Sing skiddly buffely boodely bump)
    Do the oh... (Sing oh...)
    Mrs Fit, you are my holefiller tonight

    Now shake your sweet, sweet sexy balls

    Miss Fit Gang Bang, Miss Fit Gang Bang)
    Miss Fit Gang Bang, now let us fuck
    (Miss Fit Gang Bang, Miss Fit Gang Bang)

    You are my Queen, and I'm your King
    ( Miss Fit Gang Bang, Miss Fit Gang Bang)
    Shake your sweet, sweet balls
    Do the ring-a-bang bang
    Mrs Fit, come on and let us fuck

    Do the hee dee hi ho (Sing hee dee hi ho)
    Do the hee dee hi hey (Sing hee dee hi hey)
    Mrs Fit Gang Bang
    Come let us fuck

    Miss Man
  13. Mark New Member

    Cyprus

    It's the sex that drives us
    Where we must fuck
    It's the unknown that derives from us
    What we want most
    But the stalker sits in the corner and preys

    And he won't care if you stares
    But believe me, it's best to not near
    Don't just near for the fear

    And the firefly comes to you
    Sits on your lap
    It excites and bounces
    But he wants you to go with her now
    Follow her out there

    The firefly, spreading his legs open wide
    Thinks the mouth will come crashing down, fall into his crotch
    He's afraid, but his fear slowly fades

    So fuck with the stalker
    fuck on and on
    Escaping the chains that held you from escape
    Don't look down
    You're over the hole

    Jump, take the leap of faith
    Jump, take the leap of faith

    It's the sex that drives us
    To where we must fuck
    It's the unknown that derives from us
    What we want most
    But the stalker sits in the corner and preys

    (It's the sex that drives us)
    (To where we must fuck)
    (It's the unknown that derives from us)
    (What we want most) Don't just go with the near
    (But the stalker sits in the corner and preys)

    It's the sex that drives us
    To where we must fuck
    It's the unknown that derives from us
    What we want most
    But the stalker sits in the corner and preys

    (It's the sex that drives us)
    (To where we must fuck)
    (It's the unknown that derives from us)
    (What we want most) Don't just go near
    (But the stalker sits in the corner and preys)

    Run
  14. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    The highest heights --> The biggest shites

    I must go pee, so I say say bye!
    I see the toilet whirl, the flush with my own eyes
    The craps I do, smells take me high
    Oh well, its always worth a try!

    The time is now, so stop the tease
    May I have, some privacy oh please
    The time has come, the door is locked

    Will you leave me whilst I crap! Oh yeah!
    I do the biggest shites of all! oh yeah!

    You don't wanna see, the biggest shites
    From just above the bog, I think "jesus christ!"
    The craps I crap, demand their rights
    Aaarrgh

    Constapation: the worst of all! Oh yeah!
    The bloody biggest shites of all! Aarrgh yeah

    How will it ever flush?
    Oh it will never flush
    Ventilation please!

    Diarhhorea, tends to fall, straight out!
    Like a tap of lumpy milk! Urrgh yeah!

    A giant crap, see?
  15. Mina Member with a "past"

    Words of people, mostly Maltese
    convinced me to do this again
    I reach for the final,
    it's soooooooo close

    What if I could win this?
    Just for once be a winner
    and I swear I'll stop entering
    What if I got the trophy
    from Dima's hands
    just this once

    All the compliments feeding my ego
    make me think I am the best
    That I am a star, and I can win
    even with this boring thing

    If you don’t know your limits
    Whose fault is it if you fail?:S
  16. Aaron N Moof master

    omg!! rofl!! the best bit :D :D :D
  17. Mina Member with a "past"

    Always on my mind
    Never in my wallet

    I've been robbing night after night
    Like a shadow staying far from the light
    Suddenly I hear a sound and I see
    A big, shiny bank so close to me
    Oh

    Money's always on my mind
    Always on my mind
    And I can hear
    it call my name
    out of every bank

    I believe I'm addicted to money
    everywhere I see euros and pounds
    Finally I have found a new bank
    I just have to rob!

    It is always on my mind
    Never in my wallet
    And I can hear it call my name
    Out of every bank
  18. ollie2283 jedan sam čekao je ovdje!

    cba to do whole songs but
    Et cetera (Et cetera)
    I heard that old crap many times
    can someone please invent another chorrd?
    I spent the day (I spent the day)
    observing hoars dancing away
    Hoping that the fears will go away

    ok its crap.. i kno...
  19. ollie2283 jedan sam čekao je ovdje!

    Imagine your hands
    feeling above my knees
    Feeling free in this moist symphony

    Imagine you and me
    thier swimming inside me...
    Feeling free in this love symphony

    Out of time, out of place
    Somewhere inside my uterus
    Where youll find your keys

    Imagine you and me
    We're flying above the sea
    Feeling free eternally
    Like in this moist symphony
  20. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    These deep, intellectual and meaningful lyrics, tell the story of somebody angry at his wife's lover!

    Just get out of my life --> Just get out of my wife

    Everybodys sayin' that you're in her bosoms
    Everybodys tryin' to help her to come free
    Everybodys talkin' bout all the times you're kissin'
    You dirty scummy cheat, cheating on me!

    Its too dangerous when you fuck
    Why won't you just bloogy budge?
    Get out of my wife, slave

    Just get out of my, out of my, out of my wife
    Son you are, soon you are, going to be dead!
    You're beyond belief, you noob
    Prepare to die you goon

    Soon you will not be, will not be, will not be seen
    Prepare to die, die die die, die you has been!
    Please piss off you douche
    The french say "Fermez la bouche"

    Just get out of my wife
    Out of my wife

    Well you are like a scumbag that and my next target, you only
    I dont know the boundaries, i'm not afraid to kill
    Every time i'm certain you are the one and only
    And I know that its your fault, i'm gonna kill!

    Cause you're overwhelming me
    You're not perfect, can't you see?
    Get out of my wife!

    You're ruining, ruining, ruining my dreams
    Taking over my, my life, running the scenes
    When i'm tempted just to drive
    Into you, take away your life!

    Because you slut you,
    Sleep more than i'll ever know
    You like it hard, just let go
    Just get out of my wife
    Get out of my wife!

    Soon you will not be, will not be, will not be seen
    Prepare to die, die die die, die you has been!
    Please piss off you douche
    The french say "Fermez la bouche"

    Just get out of my wife

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