Eurovision is certainly full to the brim with skanks, whores, sluts, and slags every year. So much so, we decided last year that we must reward those who demonstrate - with so much precision - the art of slamposity.
Following the success of last year's event, NNSTVR are proud to present the second annual Slampa Del Año Award! (The Stewart Aitken Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Slamposity)
These ten shortlisters have been chosen by an expert panel of judges - with each and every one of them bringing something unique and special to the field of slamposity. Their skanky skills and slutty successes must not be forgotten.
It's evident that Eastern Europe are far more skanky that the West as every contender represented an Eastern European country. The Balkan area of Europe is most heavily represented. I think it's because they like to party. While women tend to lead in the field of slamposity, this year's shortlist has two male - and very camp - contenders. Come out of the closet Sakis. Just saying.
THE SHORTLISTERS
Martina of Slovenia (the hag behind the picture frame)
Svetlana of Ukraine (she is so sexy BOM)
Andrea of Montenegro (the girl with the legs)
Elena of Romania (she's a Balkan girl and she likes to party)
Zoli of Hungary (camptastic)
Hadise of Turkey (the herpes ridden catastrophe)
Sakis of Greece (that bloke who is too camp for his own good)
Anastasiya of Russia (the one who ruptured your eardrums)
Kejsi of Albania (featuring bondage and backing dancers - kinky, eh
)
Andrea of Croatia (she orgasmed live on stage)
Last year's winner, Kalomira, is patiently waiting to pass her crown on to one of the contenders above. Who will it be? It will be up to you lot to help decide the winner - exciting, eh?
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days until the Eurovision Song Contest Final in Malmö!
