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CHUNKY'S EXIT POLL: Edition 101

  1. Rua Haldor Lægreid Impersonator

    Good evening everyone (or whenever you may find it necessary to read this) - we've finalised our votes for Edition 101 and it's time for everybody's favourite form filling game - the exit poll!

    You will have to send your form in through starting a conversation with me, with the deadline being set for the 23rd of July. Voting will then close, I will count and the votes will be posted for all and sundry to see (before the contest's result show).

    NOTE that, at Janet's behest, this is compulsory for both CTP and Janet.

    Q1. Who do you think will win?

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)

    Have fun, everyone!
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  2. James ... and his things xD

    :awe:
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  3. Ronini SHIT Taste Central

    ty, Rua
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  4. CTP Jass hater

    It was a pleasure to fill it out, despite rumours to the contrary started by unscrupulous types.
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  5. Rua Haldor Lægreid Impersonator

    DING -


    Voting is now closed - stay tuned for the results!
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  6. Rua Haldor Lægreid Impersonator

    ANA
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    Inspireland, Nektarland, SotA

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    Echelon, Eunecta, Flippy, San Minino, LuLuLand

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    Jamoukovia

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    STC

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    24th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)
    a Kangoroo obv


    ANETTE
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    Inspireland, Virdensof, Planet Janet

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    Echelon, Fusionia, Villa Badia, LuLuLand, Sarnavia

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    IRDI

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    STC

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    21st

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)
    a Corker


    CHRIS
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    Virdensof

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    ~marte, Inspireland, Virdensof

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    Echelon, Fusionia, Eunecta, Villa Badia, Nigaristan

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    Technika

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    STC

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Virdensof

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Virdensof

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    13th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)

    After I Googled CORKER to find out what it was (as a noun), I was presented with US senator Bob CORKER and since he is a Republican from Tennessee he'd have a gun therefore I assume he would win in a fight with a kangaroo.


    CURTIS
    Q1. Who do you think will win? Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? Eunecta

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? Inspireland, Tildemarte and Virdensof

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? Eunecta, Echelon, Nigaristan, Sarnavia and Yugosokia

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?) Jamoukovia

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat) Sächs Tanz Combinat

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to? Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland) Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish? 10th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.) Kangaroo all day.



    DENNIS
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    San Minino

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    Inspireland, Technika, Tildemarte

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    Echelon, Eunecta, Planet Janet, San Minino, State of the Ark

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    Technika

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    Nortuga

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    11th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.
    a Kangaroo


    JAMES
    Q1. Who do you think will win? Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? Inspireland - Virdensof - SOTA

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? echelon - eunecta - fusionia - san minino - planet janet

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?) Technika

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat) STC

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to? inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland) inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish? 12th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.) a kangooroo


    JANET
    Q1. Who do you think will win? Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? Inspireland, Jamoukovia, Tildemarte

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? Echelon, PFS, Eunecta, Fusionia, Villa Badia

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?) Jamoukovia

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat) Nortuga (sadly)

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to? Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland) Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish? Somewhere near the bottom

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)
    Assuming this is the definition of a corker: “an angry little man with self-hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission” I imagine a kangaroo would win, just on size alone.


    JULIO
    Q1. Jamoukovia
    Q2. Echelon
    Q3. Jamoukovia Virdensof Nektarland
    Q4. Echelon Fusionia Villa Badia Nigaristan San Minino
    Q5. Jamoukovia
    Q6. Nortuga
    Q7. Jamoukovia
    Q8. Virdensof
    Q9. 7th
    Q10. Neither they would both hang out

    MILTON
    1) Inspireland
    2) Echelon (Timberlake has to be consistent surely!)
    3) Inspireland, Virdensof, Tildemarte
    4)Echelon, Villa Badia, Planet Janet, Eunecta, Flippy
    5) Jamoukovia
    6) Nortuga
    7) Inspireland
    8) Inspireland
    9) 17th
    10) A Kangaroo? I can't say I know what a Corker is (unless you mean it the same way Jayne does?)

    MINA
    Q1. Who do you think will win? Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? Inspireland, Jamoukovia, Empelia

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? Echelon, Planet Janet, Yugosokia, San Minino, State Of The Ark

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?) Jamoukovia

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat) Nortuga

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to? Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland) Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish? 21st

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.) Kangaroo

    NESSIE
    Q1. Who do you think will win?

    Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?

    Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?

    Inspireland, Tildemarte, Virdensof

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?

    Echelon, Nigaristan, Planet Janet, San Minino, Yugosokia

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)

    Technika

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)

    Nortuga

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?

    IRDI

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)

    Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?

    19th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)

    Kangaroo
    NICK
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    Egelivia

    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    Eunecta

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    Egelivia - Inspireland - Virdensof

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    Eunecta - Nigaristan - Echelon - San Minino - Villa Badia

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    Technika

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    Nortuga

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Il Regno D'Italofilia

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    16th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)
    Kangaroo?



    NORM
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    Flippy
    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    Echelon
    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    Flippy, Inspireland, State of the Ark
    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    Echelon, Villa Badia, San Minino, Fusionia, Eunecta
    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    Technika
    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    Nortuga
    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Balunistan
    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Inspireland
    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    11th
    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)
    42, ofc jk. Kangaroo


    PEDRO
    1. Virdensof
    2. Nigaristan
    3. Virdensof, Egelivia, Sarnavia
    4. Nigaristan, Yugokosia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, LuLuLand, Echelon
    5. Jamoukovia
    6. Sachs Tanz Combinat
    7. Virdensof
    8. Virdensof
    9. 20
    10. What is a Corker?

    SOKKO
    Q1. Who do you think will win? Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? Echelon

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? Inspireland Virdenbangersof and Jamoukovia

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? echelon villa badia fusionia Planet Janet and San Minino

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?) Jamoukovia

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat) STC

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to? Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland) Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish? 9th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.) a corking cracker of a corker of course

    TEO
    Q1. Who do you think will win? - Inspireland

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? - Eunecta

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? - Inspireland, Technika, Empelia

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? - Eunecta, Fusionia, LuLuLand, Flippy, Villa Badia

    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?) - Technika

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat) - Nortuga

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to? - Inspireland

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland) - Inspireland

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish? - 9th

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.) - Kangaroo


    WIGGLES
    Q1. Who do you think will win?
    >>>Inspireland
    Q2. Who do you think will flush?
    >>>Villa Badia
    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists?
    >>>Inspireland
    >>>Balunistan
    >>>Virdensof
    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5?
    >>>Eunecta
    >>>LuLuLand
    >>>San Minino
    >>>Villa Badia
    >>>Echelon
    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    >>>Technika
    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    >>>Nortuga
    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    >>>Inspireland
    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    >>>Inspireland
    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    >>>13th
    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker? (nothing to do with songs, I just ran out of ideas for questions and want to know your opinion.)
    >>>The only way to win is not to fight, but to cork.
    Ty to our pollers! (I don't know why some are shaped oddly but I don't care at this point. :D')
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  7. Rua Haldor Lægreid Impersonator

    Q1. Who do you think will win? Inspireland (12x), Virdensof (2x), Egelivia, Flippy, Jamoukovia

    Q2. Who do you think will flush? Echelon (11x), Eunecta (3x), Nigaristan, San Minino, Villa Badia

    Q3. Who do you think will be the 3 medalists? Inspireland (15x), Virdensof (11x), Tildemarte (6x), Jamoukovia (4x), State Of The Ark (3x), Egelivia (2x), Empelia (2x), Nektarland (2x), Technika (2x), Balunistan, Flippy, Planet Janet, Sarnavia

    Q4. Who do you think will be in the bottom 5? Echelon (16x), Eunecta (11x), San Minino (10x), Villa Badia (10x), Fusionia (8x), Planet Janet (7x), Nigaristan (6x),
    LuluLand (5x), Yugosokia (4x), Flippy (3x), Sarnavia (2x), State Of The Ark (2x), IRDI


    Q5. Who will win the battle of the Nordics? (Between Jamoukovia, Il Regno d'Italofilia, Polusa Imperio and Technika?)
    Jamoukovia (8x), Technika (8x), IRDI

    Q6. Which of our debuting nations will do better? (Nortuga vs Sächs Tanz Combinat)
    Nortuga (10x), STC (7x)

    Q7. Who will the host nation (Furnyland) give their 12 to?
    Inspireland (11x), IRDI (2x), Virdensof (2x), Balunistan, Jamoukovia

    Q8. Which italian song will do better? (Virdensof vs Inspireland)
    Inspireland (14x), Virdensof (3x)

    Q9. Where do you think you'll finish?
    7th, 10th, 9th (2x), 11th (2x), 12th, 13th (2x), 16th, 17th, 19th, 20th, 21st (2x), 24th, Somewhere near the bottom

    Q10. Who would win in a fight, a Kangaroo or a Corker?
    Kangaroo (5x), Kangaroo?, A Kangaroogoo (sic), A Kangoroo obv, A corker, A corking cracker of a corker of course, Neither they would hang out, What is a Corker?

    Assuming this is the definition of a corker: “an angry little man with self-hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission” I imagine a kangaroo would win, just on size alone.

    After I Googled CORKER to find out what it was (as a noun), I was presented with US senator Bob CORKER and since he is a Republican from Tennessee he'd have a gun therefore I assume he would win in a fight with a kangaroo.

    The only way to win is not to fight, but to cork.

    A Kangaroo? I can't say I know what a Corker is (unless you mean it the same way Jayne does?)

    Kangaroo all day.

    Ty to everybody who sent in their poll answers. <<
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