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RUTH DAVIDSON FOR PM., Male, from London

oh 31st January 2016

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    1. Merjan
      It has got to be said..... my local bus service is absolutely diabolical! I have a doctors appointment today at 4.20pm so I checked online to see what time the bus was coming (this was at 3.10pm) and it said that there was one in 27 minutes and one in 54 minutes. I thought ‘oooh eck. I’d better get the one in 27 minutes otherwise I might miss my appointment’ and off I went to the bus stop opposite the leisure centre. When I got to the bus stop, there was 11 minutes to wait. Not a problem at all, I was just going to happily listen to some PFS tunes on my phone. About 10 minutes later, I went on the website to see how long the bus was going to be and it had completely disappeared from sight. It was just telling me the next bus was 32 minutes away. Obviously, this irked me slightly! I waited and waited for what seemed like ages (in reality it was about 15 more minutes) and then I saw the bus come round the corner.... only to drive straight past me and the other people at the bus stop!! I have now had to power walk to the doctors in order to make my appointment, which, with a chest infection, is not the most ideal thing to do! I’m a regular bus user. I use the bus services about 3/4 times a week. When I get the bus at 8am, there isn’t really a problem (although I did have one a couple of months ago which I’ll go in to in a second) but when I get the bus back after work, you can guarantee that it’s anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes late. On a couple of occasions, it hasn’t even turned up!

      Now to the problem I had a couple of months ago. I never had any intention of mentioning this to anyone but I’m now in a mood so I will bring it up. I was on the 8am bus so that I could take K with me to do a bit of shopping before I went to work. When we got off, the driver hadn’t lowered the bus and my polka dot shopping trolley got stuck between the wheel and the kerb. I literally had to prise the wheel out and K was very distressed. This caused the wheel to buckle and I have had to fork out £22.99 to buy a new trolley! I now have to ask the drivers to lower the bus so that we can get off without breaking another one. Although, saying that, the drivers have now got used to me asking and seem to be lowering it before I can mention it.

      Overall, my experience in the last few months has been less than satisfactory and I am now on my high horse about it all so feel I should mention it to you as you are my confidant in such matters.
    2. Merjan
      I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked Onz to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. He was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and, try as he might, he couldn't fight as my hands held his head in place. When he came up eventually, he remarked that he felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process.
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        Vile. Absolutely vile
        1st April 2016
    3. Merjan
      Well, stripes are out.
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        HFc
        28th January 2016
    4. Merjan
      This morning just after I heard the post come through the letter box, I heard what sounded like a hose running outside my door. I went to have a look, and when I opened the front door the postman was still there, but started walking away immediately. This was 30-60 seconds after the post had landed on the mat, so usually a postman would be long gone by then. There was a wet patch on the wall right next to my front door, and a puddle on the floor. I'm certain he had been relieving himself on my wall! Should I complain? I don't want the guy to get in trouble if it was a one off emergency, and I understand that there are no public toilets in the area (not that I'd ever lower myself to use one). On the other hand, he could have knocked and asked to use one of my several toilets. Or if he was too embarrassed to do that, he could have used the hedge opposite, not the wall next to my front door!
      1. Merjan
        Merjan
        even now, the whole wall still smells of piss
        23rd December 2015
    5. Merjan
      I'm currently in dispute with Argos Card Services. When you receive a monthly statement from them, the only payment methods offered are direct debit, cheque or direct bill payment via online banking.

      Now, none of these payments were suitable for me, except for paying by cheque. I don't like direct debits as your bank slaps a big fee on you if the money isn't in your account. All my money is tied up in my four kitchens, premium bonds and offshore accounts (for tax evasion purposes, you understand), so I don't have any money in a bank account that can be linked to a direct debit. Moreover, I don't know how to use my bank's online bill paying service, and I am rather distrusting of online banking in general anyway. So I pay by cheque.

      On the month before last, I ran out of cheques. Foolishly, I forgot to ring Argos to let them know. My mistake, I grant you. BUT my debt was only for about £13, and Argos Card Services have slapped a £12 late payment fee on my account! Naturally that annoyed me. But what has annoyed me even more is that now I am in debt, it turns out that the company can take payment by debit card over the phone! If you ring their debt collection line you can pay using a debit card on an automated touch tone system. This phone line is not advertised or mentioned anywhere on the Argos Card Services website, or the monthly statement.

      I complained about this to one of the many agents who have phoned me demanding payment. One offered to forward my complaint to a manager who would investigate my concerns, but no manager has contacted me; it's just a load of agents hooked up to a bloody autodialler. They usually ring me every 9am in the morning on Saturday and Sunday, disturbing my sexy time with my husband.

      I've now been hit with a further £12 of fees, making £24 in total for a £13 debt. I've just made a payment of £13.67 to cover the interest charges for the last two months and clears the original debt, but there's no way I'm paying the £24 late fees. What should I do? I only bought a battery charger for my vibrator and an electric pubic hair trimmer.
      1. Merjan
        Merjan
        Gosh your page is fab. Much better than mine. WHAT a BELLY LAFF i had at that
        22nd November 2015
      2. jw
        jw
        what a gail wigley she is, mgf, and she's only envious
        22nd November 2015
    6. Anaconda
      1. Merjan
        Merjan
        EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
        22nd November 2015
    7. Merjan
      Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
      Whit lurks in yer belly after a feastie
      Jist as ye sit doon among yir kin
      There sterts to stir an enormous wind

      The neeps, the tatties, the mushy peas
      Stert working like the gentle breeze
      But soon the pudding wi the sauncie face
      Will hae ye blawin awe oer the place

      Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
      Abody’s gonna hae tae pay
      Even if ye try tae stifle
      Its oot like a bullet fae a rifle

      Haw dyer erse tight to the chair
      Tae try and stifle leakin air
      Shift yersel fae cheek to cheek
      Pray tae God it disnae reek

      But awe yer efforts go asunder
      An oot it comes like a clap o thunder
      It ricochets aroon the room
      Michty me it’s a sonic boom

      God almichty it fairly reeks
      Hope a hivnae shit ma breeks
      Tae the bog al hae tae scurry
      Ah whit the hell its no ma worry

      Abody roon aboot me choking
      Wanur two are nearly boakin
      Al feel better fur a while
      Cannae help but raise a smile

      Wis her! A shout wi an accusing glower
      Alas too late, she’s just cowped ower
      Ye dirty bugger, they shout and stere
      A dinnae feel welcome any mair

      Where e’re ye be let yer wind gang free
      Sounds jist the job fur a lass like me
      Whita fuss at Dennis’s perty
      Ower the sake o’ wan wee ferty
      1. Rua
        Rua
        :o How HEINOUS
        20th June 2015
      2. adamacs
        adamacs
        That's a story about Janet clearly. Note it occurred At Dennis's party
        21st June 2015
      3. Merjan
        Merjan
        I didn't even know Dennis had a party. How rude of him to have a party and not tell me. The story therefore wasn't about me. Nor did I know I had posted it here.
        22nd November 2015
    8. jw
      Stockholm calling [1:45 AM]: last night i stayed awake until james had landed in dubai
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      2. jw
        jw
        he hadn't, doofus. BAS had, but anette called him james in error. THAT is the whole point.
        22nd November 2015
      3. Merjan
        Merjan
        I don't know that I knew Adam had been either
        22nd November 2015
      4. jw
        jw
        WHFWH
        22nd November 2015
    9. Anaconda
      Nicola Sturgeon speaking in Brussels next week (2 June) about Scotland's commitment to Europe. I'll be there ofc.
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      2. Anaconda
        Anaconda
        She was fantastic.
        2nd June 2015
    10. jw
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        this is not right mgf, this most certainly is not right
        9th May 2015
      2. jw
        jw
        qs mgf, qfs
        9th May 2015
    11. Rua
    12. Merjan
      A couple of years ago my sister Lynda bought me a manicure and pedicure for my birthday, which was nice (and I was only thinking either this morning or yesterday morning that a manicure would be nice atm) and when we went to Budapest, the morning at the spa was probably the best bit, until ONZ had to spoil it with his silly behaviour. We had a lovely time. It was quite cold and the thermal pools are outside but they are so warm, it is lovely. There were 3 pools I think and inside there were saunas and different pools which were supposed to have healing water, with different minerals. Then we were supposed to have a massage at the end but we were in the wrong place and the manager was very nice and said it wasn’t a problem and she would sort it out but he went totally apeshit and got really angry (not shouting angry, sort of talking quietly under his breath angry) and it was horrible and I was crying and he was saying, We’ll just leave… this is so embarrassing… let’s just go… And she was saying, No it’s fine, it’s not a problem… But it was horrible. And then he carried this mood on for the next 7 hours.
      1. Merjan
        Merjan
        Also, when we were in Prague I kept seeing signs for Thai massage and I didn’t know if that was real massage or if it meant something else. As you are the one with experience of Thai brides and whatnot, can you please clarify this for me?
        18th February 2015
      2. DenDutch
        DenDutch
        how rude
        19th February 2015
      3. adamacs
        19th February 2015
    13. jw
      GOOD and bad news mgf. I won £25 on the midweek lottery (3 and the bonus) but I had 2 other numbers on the second line - had they been combined I would have had 5+bonus
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        MSHFC mgf ft MSHFc
        29th November 2014
      2. jw
        jw
        And 4 of my lottery numbers came up on last night's thunderball for the second time in as many months mgf
        29th November 2014
      3. adamacs
        adamacs
        WHY is Y being so narsty by making you not win
        29th November 2014
    14. Merjan
      Hope it all went horribly today, that you are in great pain and well on the way to permanent disability :)
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      3. jw
        jw
        Other programs are available ofc
        23rd September 2014
      4. Merjan
        Merjan
        Haven't got any of them ofc
        23rd September 2014
      5. jw
        jw
        IYSS
        23rd September 2014
    15. ThatWelshOne
      HFC BAS <<
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    16. jw
      MagicGianluk [9:04 PM]: Is there a referendum to decide for Scotland's independence?
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        :nope:
        28th August 2014
    17. jw
      £88 on the national lottery, mgf, £88 it was
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        HFC mgf, MSHFC
        24th August 2014
      2. jw
        jw
        ty mgf, ty
        24th August 2014
    18. jw
      Merjan [11:16 PM]: all scottish accents are hideous
    19. jw
      DO contact RUA immediately mgf
      1. adamacs
        adamacs
        I have attempted communication mgf via wall post
        19th July 2014
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