IT is with great pleasure I present the exit poll for edition 109. This poll is compulsory for Janet and participation is strongly encouraged for everyone else. Send your responses to me by Friday.

Q1 Who will be the three medalists (in any order)?

Q2 Who will finish last?

Q3 Who will finish in 11th place?

Q4 Who did I give 12 points to?

Q5 Of the non-English songs (Ça va ça va, Credo, Mucize, Adolescente Pirate, Čokoláda), which will do the best?

Q6 Janet bloody loves Sia – how many points will she give the song Dusk till Dawn? (not for Jandawg, obv.)

Q7 Who will win the Grandad Cup? That is, who out of Støkkanslåndet, Polusa Imperio and Yugosokia will finish lowest?

Q8 Since #100 in regular contest editions only one non-English song and one female singer have won [insert Genesis cry-face here].
a) WILL a non-English song win this edition?
b) WILL a female win this edition?

Q9 Will Dennis be present for the entire results show?

Q1 Who will be the three medalists (in any order)?

Inspireland x15 Technika x7 ~marte x6 Sarnavia x3 Virdensof x3
IRDI x2 LuLuLand x1 Empelia x3 Yugosokia x1 Balunistan x4
Planet Janet x1 Jamoukova x1 San Minino x1

Q2 Who will finish last?
Virdensof x2 Nigaristan x6 Flippy x2 STC x4 Villa Badia x1 Egelivia x1

Q3 Who will finish in 11th place?
Polusa Imperio x2 Empelia x2 Egelivia x2 Yugosokia x3 San Minino x1
Jamoukovia x1 LuLuLand x1 Sarnavia x1 Planet Janet x2 Eunecta x1

Q4 Who did I give 12 points to?
Polusa Imperio x1 Sarnavia x2 Yugosokia x3 Balunistan x3
Inspireland x2 Planet Janet x2 Technika x1 Tildemarte x1 LuLuLand x1

Q5 Of the non-English songs (Ça va ça va, Credo, Mucize, Adolescente Pirate, Čokoláda), which will do the best?

Credo x6 Ca va ca va x3 Chocolate x3 Adolescent Pirate x4

Q6 Janet bloody loves Sia – how many points will she give the song Dusk till Dawn? (not for Jandawg, obv.)

0 x14 8 x1 As many as she deserves x1

Q7 Who will win the Grandad Cup? That is, who out of Støkkanslåndet, Polusa Imperio and Yugosokia will finish lowest?

Yugosokia x4 Polusa Imperio x6 STKL x6

Q8 Since #100 in regular contest editions only one non-English song and one female singer have won [insert Genesis cry-face here].
a) WILL a non-English song win this edition?
b) WILL a female win this edition?

No & No x16

Q9 Will Dennis be present for the entire results show?

No x9, Will he balls x1, Not for any bit of it x1, Yes x5

Thanks Chris

Here's how well we all predicted:

Janet: 8 points
Rua, Me, Pedro, Anette: 7 points
Dennis, James, Anaconda: 6 points
Julio, Sok, Mina, Wiggles, Ronini, Genesis, Nessie, Nick: 5 points

Congratulations Janet. Thank you to Janet, Rua, Pedro, Anette, Dennis, James, Anaconda Julio, Sok, Mina, Wiggles, Ronini, Genesis, Nessie and Nick for participating. UP yours to those who could have participated and didn't.