For those of us who resist the brain-washing by Fairytale and Rybak, this is the place to show your creativity and offer the poor kid some decent lyrics at least (I kinda liked a girl I knew and I'm already cursed? come on, that's so cheesy it smells of cheese)

I'll start:

I'm in love with a big mac
even though it's full of fat,
but I dont care
if I lose my waist,
I'm already a rat

Years ago, when I was hooker
I kinda liked to fuck for money
Boys were mine and we were happy
That was then, but then it was

I'm in love with a client
Even though it's against my contract
'Cause I don't care if I lose my brothel
I'm already fucked

Every day we went in further
Every night we came out faster
No one else make get in so much pain
But no one else could make it feel better

I don't know what I was fucking
When suddenly, the lights on
Nowadays, I cannot find her
But when I do, I'll get a brand face

I'm in love with a client
Even though it's against my contract
'Cause I don't care if I lose my brothel
I'm already fucked

She's a client, yeah...
Even though it's against my contract
'Cause I don't care if I lose my brothel
I'm already fucked