My country is about to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of our independence. Coincidentally that day is also my birthday

Population: Me, Myself, I
Language: Luisinese (It's kind of like English but then again it isn't)
Gained Independence From: The USA (May 13th, 2008)
Weather: Hot and steamy like moi
Motto: "The Only Bad Jay Is A Vajayjay"
Most Popular Sport: Criticizing ESC performances
Flag:

MISS J FTW!!!

Mmmm child, yaw country iz lookin fiiiiierce!!!