Last year we had a thread specifically for "editing" the lyrics of any Eurovision songs or songs from Eurovision national finals. 2010 simply would not be the same without such thread so I hereby give you the one and only, super duper official thread for pimping any lyrics you feel necessary, so let your creative juices flow (and other juices if needs be) and give us some seriously offensive, disgusting and horrifying, Eurovision lyrics

Heres Mr T. looking intelligent for any inspiration you may need:

New lyrics for the 2010 songs

We had that last year and i think we could have that this year, too:

Taking one ESC song from 2010 and just give it new lyrics!
Ofc u should upload the "karaoke version" of the song if available under the "new", funny lyrics


Here my contribute...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoZyDu6118&feature=related the original version

Listen to the original song in the background while reading the new lyrics , that gives much more effect.

"Milan Stankobitch - Ovo je Nobrain"

Eeeej, old fogey, old fogey
stoop! bend down! old fogey, get you that soap.
Eeeeee-e-e-e-eejh , this is how i scream out,
old fogey, if u dont use soap to set in.

You limp-dick never hit the right wrinckle to punt
Shower's hot, shower's hot
but my arse still's not
not one, no
not two, but three times u tried
The shower's hot, shower's hot
but my arsehole still is noooooot.

Nobrain, Nobrain, Nobrain, ovo je Nobrain cum on
Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, cum on
Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on
Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, cum on
Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on

Eeeee-e-e-e-eejh, old fogey, never mind
Annette, still loves this even without p)

You limp-dick never hit the right wrinckle to punt
Shower's hot, shower's hot
but my arse still's not
not one, no
not two, but three times u tried
The shower's hot, shower's hot
but my arsehole still is noooooot.

Nobrain, Nobrain, Nobrain, ovo je Nobrain, cum on
Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, dk
Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on
Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, dk
Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on

Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me?

U cant close me, u cant close me
so enjoy the show(er)


You limp-dick never hit the right wrinckle to punt
Shower's hot, shower's hot
but my arse still's not
not one, no
not two, but three times u tried
The shower's hot, shower's hot
but my arsehole still is noooooot.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej!

You are like a slampa on the cover of Playboy
And everyone can see you wear no underwear
Because you're such a whore I'll never leave you
In the car or park, you always gimme a ride
Your pants are always down, you make me rise again
See-through and all, now I'm hard and sore

You say I am your pimp-guy, your vajayjay washes at night
And when you cannot see me, I'm working the other streetlight

Because you're such a whore I'll never leave you
In the car or park, you always gimme a ride
Your pants are always down, you make me rise again
See-through and all, now I'm hard and sore

Because you're such a whore I'll never leave you
In the car or park, you always gimme a ride
Your pants are always down, you make me rise again
See-through and all, now I'm hard and sore.