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Lyrics Thread 2010.

  1. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Last year we had a thread specifically for "editing" the lyrics of any Eurovision songs or songs from Eurovision national finals. 2010 simply would not be the same without such thread so I hereby give you the one and only, super duper official thread for pimping any lyrics you feel necessary, so let your creative juices flow (and other juices if needs be) and give us some seriously offensive, disgusting and horrifying, Eurovision lyrics :)

    Heres Mr T. looking intelligent for any inspiration you may need:
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  2. Arben The Flag Lover

    New lyrics for the 2010 songs

    We had that last year and i think we could have that this year, too:

    Taking one ESC song from 2010 and just give it new lyrics!
    Ofc u should upload the "karaoke version" of the song if available under the "new", funny lyrics :D


    Here my contribute...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoZyDu6118&feature=related the original version

    Listen to the original song in the background while reading the new lyrics :), that gives much more effect.

    "Milan Stankobitch - Ovo je Nobrain"

    Eeeej, old fogey, old fogey
    stoop! bend down! old fogey, get you that soap.
    Eeeeee-e-e-e-eejh , this is how i scream out,
    old fogey, if u dont use soap to set in.

    You limp-dick never hit the right wrinckle to punt
    Shower's hot, shower's hot
    but my arse still's not
    not one, no
    not two, but three times u tried
    The shower's hot, shower's hot
    but my arsehole still is noooooot.

    Nobrain, Nobrain, Nobrain, ovo je Nobrain cum on
    Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, cum on
    Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on
    Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, cum on
    Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on

    Eeeee-e-e-e-eejh, old fogey, never mind
    Annette, still loves this even without :)p)

    You limp-dick never hit the right wrinckle to punt
    Shower's hot, shower's hot
    but my arse still's not
    not one, no
    not two, but three times u tried
    The shower's hot, shower's hot
    but my arsehole still is noooooot.

    Nobrain, Nobrain, Nobrain, ovo je Nobrain, cum on
    Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, dk
    Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on
    Hop, hop, hop, this is Nobrain, dk
    Hop, hop, hop, ovo je Nobrain, cum on

    Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me? Can u close me?

    U cant close me, u cant close me
    so enjoy the show(er)


    You limp-dick never hit the right wrinckle to punt
    Shower's hot, shower's hot
    but my arse still's not
    not one, no
    not two, but three times u tried
    The shower's hot, shower's hot
    but my arsehole still is noooooot.

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej!
  3. Luis DLC I spread Eurovision joy in the US, oy

    You are like a slampa on the cover of Playboy
    And everyone can see you wear no underwear
    Because you're such a whore I'll never leave you
    In the car or park, you always gimme a ride
    Your pants are always down, you make me rise again
    See-through and all, now I'm hard and sore

    You say I am your pimp-guy, your vajayjay washes at night
    And when you cannot see me, I'm working the other streetlight

    Because you're such a whore I'll never leave you
    In the car or park, you always gimme a ride
    Your pants are always down, you make me rise again
    See-through and all, now I'm hard and sore

    Because you're such a whore I'll never leave you
    In the car or park, you always gimme a ride
    Your pants are always down, you make me rise again
    See-through and all, now I'm hard and sore.

    :D

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