CONGRATULATIONS HADISE!

Turkey's national pride wins the prize with a whopping 98.6% of the vote!

The panel of expert judges explained that 'Hadise was an obvious choice and it is no surprise that the public chose to award her for her utterly amazing contributions in the field of slamposity.'

Guest Judge, Stewart Woolley, highlighted that 'A Turkish, herpes-ridden whore is a superb choice and will only aid in giving millions of young Turkish slags a dream for the future.'.


Last year's winner, Kalomira, also added to the praise by saying 'From one slut to another, we are doing a superb job in promoting skanky and whorish behaviour across Europe. We are inspring the children of today to follow the right path in the future.'

Hadise came fourth in the Eurovision Song Contest last year, with her ethnic dancefloor hit 'Dum Tek Tek'. (It was quite a disaster)