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The Monarchy Of Baluniem

  1. Curtis Belgium is a non country.

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    The Monarchy Of Balunistan application to the Escchat Song Contest as been approved and they are now eligible to participate.

    Capital: Killask
    Population: 78,000
    Governmental set-up: Monarchy
    National anthem: Defying gravity
    Leader: King Cunt
    Main Languages: English
    Minority Languages: Estonian
    Ethnic Groups: 90% white, 10% black (we learned to accept)
    Drives on the: Left
    Currency: Balun Dollar (BND)
    National Broadcasting: BNTV
    Internet TLD:. BN

    Sport
    Baluniem national sport is football and currently as the world renown Baluni Premier Division
    the number one club in the country is Fc United of Killask
    the national teams stadium is the Fishbowl stadium
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    Thanks everyone more to come, :)
    Curtis, 31st May 2011
    #1

  2. Scheeples ©

    LOL. Oh my, oh dear...

    Black Daisystan approves. :P
    Scheeples, 31st May 2011
    #2
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  3. Curtis Belgium is a non country.

    that was not suppose to be racist....
    edited it for you
    Curtis, 31st May 2011
    #3

  4. pepepaez Masiosare's first Head of Delegation.

    Congratulations, Baluniem... or is it Balunistan? I'm kinda confused...

    Anyway, congratulations!
    pepepaez, 1st June 2011
    #4

  5. Curtis Belgium is a non country.

    Its Balunistan Baluniem had to be changed because it sounded like something on the periodic table/medicine.
    Curtis, 4th June 2011
    #5

  6. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Indeed indeed. Those foreigners have no place in our ethnically-cleansed-of-all-minorities haven.
    Jonny, 4th June 2011
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