Go cleanse thyself, he who ate with a Tory.
You bought me chips and everything :( it was all just a plot turn to me blue.
I was most certainly not the Tory with whom you ate. Let us be perfectly clear about that.
So what you're now saying is I was eating with an imposter! :O Well I never!
Ofcn. I am saying you might have eaten with a Tory but it was not me, because I AM NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A TORY!
A Yellow Tory then? (aka A LibDem)
Not really. Only because of expedience here in trying to oust the Tories but tbh it ain't gonna happen :(