THONGS on top of the table and wardrobe, people.
I keep Dennis's thongs when he stays over.
Wtf did I put 'wardrobe' (And I really did put 'wardrobe' )
YOU tell us, Janet.
I don't know; I meant cabinet
No I didn't. I meant sideboard
NEWS JUST IN.----
I have an eating disorder. Poor brave Chris will end up with no biscuits because of this.
Now we know the reason why you were being chased by police
You are a terrible person Y
A NEW bulletin has reached us today and the whole world is on a high tsunami alert:
As I said earlier, mgf: cheered me up no end this did
THAT'D explain my disappearance last night - fell into the ocean so I did
Hope your poop disorder is sorted out soon, dear Janet. Here's a song to make you feel better.