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  1. Aaron N Moof master

    i'm no good at it either :D

    hears what i wrote for norway its crap lol

    Years ago, when I was younger,
    I kinda screwed a girl I knew.
    She was mine, and she got cream pied
    That was then, when sex was good

    I’m in love with a prostitute,
    even though it expensive
    ‘Cause I don’t care if I lose my Virginity
    I’m already cursed.

    i know its crap :D
  2. Mina Member with a "past"

    Swine, swine, swine

    There are so many losers in this world
    There are so many things not right
    There are too many people I don't like
    But you are the biggest swine

    Time is now to make the change
    Zoos are on my side
    Swines glow in the dark
    So easier to find
    I am ready for a brand new start

    Swine
    you are dirty and smell
    Let the darkness fade away
    Step into a deep hole
    Don’t forget about deodorant today

    Let the swine shine
    Maybe the answer is just this simple song
    Let all the swines shine along
    To keep the world from going wrong
  3. ollie2283 jedan sam čekao je ovdje!

    just a few random ones

    We don't wanna put in the C O C K
    you know (hey hey)
    I'm a-tryin' to shoot in some liquid tonight
    noogie with you :P

    I've had it all, as a little child
    I've done it all, as a little child
    But the drugs that I had
    For the fame that I got, was for what?

    A little girl is crying alone
    A large man, searching down her clothes
    lusting o'er her pre-developing skin-Is that a sin?
  4. ollie2283 jedan sam čekao je ovdje!

    Mum, im sorry that i stole your dess, it wasnt me
    Mum, and for the sick on the floor, it was already theeere
    Mum, the party wasnt just my fault, you were drunk too
    Mum, Mum, cleaners arre available

    wow that WAS dodgy
  5. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    We don't wanna Put-In --> Put him in sin-bin!

    I thought, if the Georgians were going to be a bit less subtle (if they weren't already blatant enough), how would they have written their lyrics? And heres how:

    Some people tell you the stories
    But their B.O stinks of cheese
    But let me tell you, just worry
    Please worry, please worry!
    Hes gonna bomb us, its not fine
    He'll kick the hell out of me
    But we can't focus on good stuff
    No good stuff, we're so fucked

    We don't wanna Put-in, the negative move
    Its just so damn rude
    Hes a-tryin' a shoot in, some A-Bombs tonight
    Boom Bang with you!

    So many people are running
    Thy're freakin' all day long
    The bombing will last forever
    And ever, not clever
    You better change your detective
    Like Selma said, "out of luck"
    The scary bomb will be falling,
    Its falling, its falling

    We don't wanna Put-in, the negative mood
    Its just so damn rude!
    Hes a-tryin' a shoot in, some A-Bombs tonight
    Boom Bang with you!

    Boom Bang with you
    Crash Bang with you
    Slam dunk with you

    I like all europe countries, and I love europe
    Say: Gimme sexy ya, eww you dirty perve
    Say: Gimme sexy ya, no you dirty perve

    Sin-Bin
    To the sin-bin
    Send him to the sin-bin
    Put him in the sin-bin!

    Send him to the sin-bin, the negative move
    It's just so damn crude
    I'm a-tryin' a shoot back, some missiles tonight
    Boom Bang with you!
    Straight into the sin-bin, the negative move
    I think we're screwed
    I'm a failin' a shoot back, some missiles tonight
    Crash Bang with you

    Put-in to the sin-bin!
  6. Mina Member with a "past"

    Believe................again?:S

    Dima, you made it seem so easy
    Barefoot on that ice
    And then I saw you winning
    while the dancer was swirling
    And I couldn't believe my eyes

    I promised myself I can do this
    I made plans thinking I can win
    I never stopped to think
    How bad I look, how bad I sing

    I never saw a picture of myself

    And I… I wanna believe I can win
    I wanna believe Europe will like me
    me and my stool

    I… I wanna sit on my stool
    I don't care that my butt hurts
    I wanna believe again
    I don't care about the pain


    I picked up my stool
    And put it right where it belonged
    But something was missing
    Though my butt looks the same, it's not as cute
    But I’m gonna have plastic surgery

    And I… I wanna believe I'll win
    I wanna believe they will fall for it
    for me and my stool
  7. Mina Member with a "past"

    This is our night:o

    Take a chance, a second time
    Try again, commit the crime
    Time has come, so get undressed
    Flex your muscles, pump your chest

    Beat them all, chase them away
    With your voice, noone will stay
    Go on stage, and take your place
    Shake it all to win this race

    When they see that sexy body
    You won’t lose to anybody

    This is your chance, dance, and don’t sing baby
    Yes, you can dance but no, you can’t sing
    This is your chance, time, for some earplugs baby
    Get us some new ones and you can win…maybe

    Hoping for, the perfect draw
    Get up there and lay the law
    Don’t stop now, get on that ground
    Take a bow and crawl around

    When I look at that clown (we know who that is:D)
    I know you can take him down!
  8. "you can dance but no, you can’t sing"

    Mina, you're not referring to Sakis, are you :S
  9. Mina Member with a "past"

    LOL I was but jokingly...the song is a combination of the perceptions many people have about Sakis...that he's a good dancer, with a good body but he can't sing...not my own opinion of him;)
  10. "The Queen" by Velvet ---> "The Queen [Demo Version]" by Ola

    All the boys can take a bow,
    I am, I am, I am a queer!

    When, I was a child, I knew I wasn't like the others
    I don't want minge, it makes me cringe,
    I long for something much, much harder in guys' pants
    6-inch only, a must, for me...

    Drop your trousers now, let me see those bum-cheeks
    I am, I am a queer
    Drop your trousers now, I just want a look-see
    I am, I am, I am, I am , I am a queer!

    I've, been called a fag,
    Dressed up in drag now and then but,
    I'm not the queen, I'm only 18 :o now that I'm legal come and get me don't be shy
    Are you ready? It might make you cry...

    Drop your trousers now, let me see those bum-cheeks
    I am, I am a queer
    Drop your trousers now, I just want a look-see
    I am, I am, I am, I am , I am a queer...

    I am one of many!
    I am, I am, I am, I am, I am a queer...

    Drop your trousers now, let me see those bum-cheeks
    I am, I am a queer
    Drop your trousers now, I just want a look-see
    I am, I am, I am, I am , I am...

    Drop your trousers now, bend over and spank me
    I am, I am a queer
    Drop your trousers now, come on let's get dirrrty
    I am, I am, I am, I am , I am a queer (and don't you forget it bitches!)
  11. Euro Sheep
    Talking of Ola he will take part in "Så ska det låta" on Friday together with Charlotte and competing against Molly and Jan Johansen :)
  12. "Show Me Heaven" by Lili & Susie [Swedish Version]

    ROFL Maybe he should sing my version of "The Queen" I bet Peter would give him a few points for that! :P

    I had an idea while I was working to clean a beach about a month a go, these lyrics aren't funny but I wanted to try my hand at re-writing songs in different languages and I think this one works well.

    For those of you (like Mina) who don't know the song watch it here. And Stockholm, please feel free to correct me :D

    "Ge mig himlen" (Swedish Version of "Show Me Heaven") by Lili & Susie

    Bridge:
    Kom igen, ta min hand,
    Här och nu,
    Ge mig himlen!

    Chorus:
    Ge mig, ge mig, ge mig
    två tusen kyssar
    ge mig, ge mig, ge mig
    en dag fylld av ljus
    ge mig, ge mig, ge mig
    din tro och din kärlek nu
    ge mig himlen!

    Ge mig, ge mig, ge mig
    jag ber dig snälla
    ge mig, ge mig, ge mig
    värmen ikväll,
    ge mig, ge mig, ge mig
    allt du har i ditt bröst
    ge mig himlen!

    Middle-8:
    Här vi är, stanna kvar,
    Du och jag,
    Ge mig himlen!

    If it's any good I might write the verses but let me know what you think! And if you don't like it, I will be back with more good stuff like my previous post ;)
  13. OK, I'm officially addicted to lyrics-pimping! Although I find it a bit hard to do ESC-lyrics...hmm, well here's another MF-song and for those of you like Mina mina mina mou, here is the original song.

    "Killing Me Brutally" by Anna Sahlene & Maria Haukaas Storeng a.k.a. Sa'ukaas

    Cloak and dagger man, you're just like my slaughterer, you see (aha, aha)
    Your blood-shot, crazy eyes, scare the sh*t right out of me (aha, oh f*ck)
    And hey, I know I oughta run away...

    You're killing me brutally, with every stab you take at me
    Tear out my blood and guts baby, baby, don't you know what you do to me?
    You're ripping my heart in two, blending my brain to goo
    And I can see it in your eyes, oh God wont someone hear my cries?

    Bundled in your car, there's no way to shout or scream, oh no (oh sh*t, dear Lord!)
    Devoured by your friends, served with coffee and ice-cream (aahhhh!!)
    And hey, under your floorboards I will stay...

    You're killing me brutally, with every stab you take at me
    Tear out my blood and guts baby, baby, don't you know what you do to me?
    You're ripping my heart in two, blending my brain to goo
    And I can see it in your eyes, oh God wont someone hear my cries?

    And though, (my) hands are tied up, throat slit, I still cry
    "Oh damn you, why can't I just die?!"

    You're killing me brutally, with every stab you take at me
    Bash out my skull and brains baby, baby, oh the pain you inflict on me!
    As you bid me "adieu", I wish that I were you
    And I can see it in your eyes, you're gonna bury me alive!

    You're killing me brutally!
  14. Mark New Member

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL !! These are just too awesome and funny !! :D:D:D:D
  15. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Moving on --> Boozing on
    (the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEvrknzJLc4 )

    Drinking, hoping
    For another wine
    I've been looking, searching
    Deeper down inside
    And if I booze, my way
    To drunk to find the road
    Too drunk to take the change
    On my own

    I'm boozing on
    And i'm ruining my liver now
    And its slowly breaking down
    I am giving in to doubt
    Those days aren't gone
    I'm still the same as I used to be
    Pissing up my life of me
    I'm unconcious finally
    I'm boozing on

    Something, somewhere
    Beer I long to find
    I am drinking slowly
    One pub at a time
    And if I die, and fail
    I won't be fine

    I'm boozing on
    And still ruining my liver now
    Still definitely breaking down
    My organs, give in to doubt
    The good days are gone
    My live isn't like it used to be
    Pissing up my life for me
    I am dying slowly
    But still boozing on!

    To a stronger brew
    Staying up all night
    Making my life shite

    I'm boozing on
    Definitely breaking down
    Too late to worry about
    Good days are gone
    I don't know who I want to be
    I'll stop living my life of me
    I'm still drinking finally
    Still boozing on
    Yes, still boozing on
    I'm boozing onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! *drops dead*
  16. ROFL Jonny, I'm working on another MF-song as we speak which is along the same lines...:D it'll probably be ready by tomorrow :)

    I was gonna make it a surprise but here's a little teaser:

    "I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk, so damn drunk I can't drive,
    Oh yeah so drunk, drunk, drunk some poor kid's gonna die,
    I'm gon' get myself down to the liquor store,
    My liver can't take anymore!
    "
  17. Mina Member with a "past"

    And because of this special day, this is Copycat a la Mina:D

    Way up close to the northern sea
    there’s a guy who thinks he looks like me
    wearing the same blue suede shoes
    trying to sing my old blues

    Way up somewhere in Brussels
    there’s a guy eating mussels
    combing his excuse of hair
    going to bed every night with a mare

    He’s a copycat, trying to steal my fame
    but he’s too ugly and oh, so lame
    He’s a copycat, trying to use my name

    Way up in the country of Belgique
    there’s a guy who's a total freak
    eating lots of flemish stew
    he made himself and tastes like poo

    Way up by the Oise river
    there’s a guy who makes me shiver
    driving an old Volvo car
    and thinking he will be a star

    He’s a copycat, trying to steal my fame
    but he’s too ugly and oh, so lame
    He’s a copycat, trying to use my name

    Way up somewhere in Europe
    there’s a guy, who's lost all hope
    trying to date but always turned down
    because he looks just like a clown

    Way up in the land of Poirot
    there’s a guy singing like a crow
    He suffers from a lack of wit
    and he'll never get away with it

    He’s a copycat, trying to steal my fame
    but he’s too ugly and oh, so lame
    He’s a copycat, trying to steal my soul
    too bad his mum hadn't used birth control:cool:
  18. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch


    LMAO I was trying to do that song under the new name "Rough Rough Rough", but it proved trickier than I imagined :P
  19. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    LMAO best bit mina :D
  20. LOL. I'm so impressed with your "lyrics-pimping" skills :)

    And Euro Sheep, I didn't find any mistakes. Your Swedish is excellent :D

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