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  1. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    1000 Miles ---> 1000 Styles ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Dg_4Zbapg : the original)

    These deep meaningful lyrics tell the story of those sort of people, who can't just leave their hair alone!!

    Shes been grooming in the subway
    Combing on the highway
    Making sure all her hair is tight
    Comb used to dead end
    This split end it won't mend
    She'll be combing all night

    I don't know what its like
    To take my hair for such a ride

    She, she can do a thousand styles to be with you
    Desperately like a star
    She would do a thousand styles, whenever
    No matter where you are
    Unfortunately she makes it!
    Hissy fit if she breaks it baby
    Cause she'd comb, a
    Thousand styles

    Sometimes I think she's cra-zy
    The styles keep on changing
    Nothing is, what it used to be
    I'm dreading for tomorrow
    More styles causing sorrow
    Some of them, make you scream!

    I don't know what its like
    But sometimes she looks like, shes died

    She, she can do a thousand styles to be with you
    Visible from afar
    She would do a thousand styles, whenever
    No matter where you are
    But I just wanna rake it
    Cut it off and break it baby
    Cause she grooms, a
    Thousand styles
  2. Mina Member with a "past"

    Ba-Kla-Va

    Baby, I made baklava
    It is a taste from heaven
    This is the greatest pastry of all times
    I put it in the oven
    And waited in the kitchen
    To get it hot and ready
    Just for you!

    Angel I wake up and make baklava endlessly
    Only for you!!

    Can you feel the phyllo in your mouth
    The beat’s going "Ba-Kla-Va"
    Always eat it like there’s no tomorrow
    Feels like there’s no way back
    Can you feel the phyllo in your mouth
    The beat’s going Ba-Kla-Va
    Always eat it like there’s no tomorrow
    Feels like there’s no way back

    Baby, I chopped the nuts and put them in the dough
    They were the greatest nuts of all times
    And then I poured the honey all over the baklava
    As it was my profession, felt so fine

    Angel I wake up and make baklava endlessly
    Only for you!!

    Can you feel the phyllo in your mouth
    The beat’s going " Ba-Kla-Va "
    Always eat it like there’s no tomorrow
    Feels like there’s no way back
    Can you feel the phyllo in your mouth
    The beat’s going " Ba-Kla-Va "
    Always eat it like there’s no tomorrow
    Feels like there’s no way back
  3. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    haha mina fantastic :D

    You've got me in the mood for doing more lyrics now!! :rolleyes: :D I think i'm gonna "pimp" "Be my valentine (Anti Crisis Girl)" --> Be my valentine (Tonsillitis girl)

    Tonsillitis ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillitis )
  4. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Be my valentine (anti crisis girl) --> Be my clientine (Tonsillitis Girl)


    You're not so sexy BOM
    But i'm so crazy BOM
    I'm gonna do you BOM BOM
    Ain't that amazing BOM

    My boss is busy BOM
    Cause i'm so easy BOM
    I'm gonna please you BOM BOM
    Money's the reason BOM

    You call me on the phone
    Don't want your wife to know
    Don't worry, we're alone
    Because i'm crazy BOM

    Baby, baby you're not fine
    But you're, you're my clientine
    Baby, you're so not divine
    But you're, you're my clientine

    I have no predjudice
    Your money makes me kiss
    So many things I won't miss
    Five euros for a kiss

    I can be dangerous
    Give me a whip you slut
    My use of BOM is priceless
    Oh boy, you look depressed

    The charm I don't possess
    Say hello to my chest
    To satisfy your interest
    Come over, pay my guest

    Maybe you'll see the rest
    They say that i'm the best
    Other brothels are jealous
    Cause i'm the one whos blessed

    Baby, baby you're not fine
    But you're, you're my clientine
    Baby, you're so not divine
    But you're, you're my clientine

    Yeah, aaahhaaa
    You're not sexy BOM
    I'm not sexy BOM
    I'm so crazy BOM
    You and you and you
    TONSILLITIS BOM!!

    Baby, you can pay me first
    I'm your, tonsillitis girl
    Baby, I will leave you cursed
    'Cause i'm, tonsillitis girl

    Baby, you can pay me first
    I'm your tonsillitis girl
    Baby, I will leave you cursed
    'Cause i'm, tonsillitis girl
    Baby, money is my thirst
    But honey, tonsillitis first!
  5. Mina Member with a "past"

    lmao that's the best line
  6. ollie2283 jedan sam čekao je ovdje!

    Dum tek tek ---> cla-mid-ya

    seen as its turkey day today i thought id re-write dum tek tek to make it more relavent to hadise's health...

    Baby, you’ll slowly kill me
    You are my gift from heaven
    I’ve had enough of shagging
    All day long

    We met like in a movie
    So meant to last forever
    And what you're doing to me
    Feels so fine

    Angel, I wake up
    And live my fears endlessly
    Crazy for you

    Can you feel the rhythm in my heart?
    The beat's going CLA-MID-YA
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like there's no way back

    Can you feel the rhythm in my heart?
    The beat's going SYP-HI-LIS
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like a cancer lump

    Baby, I took your illness
    From your exotic movements
    You are the greatest dancer
    Of all times

    You gave me all you had
    No one could kiss like you do
    I had no protection
    Felt so fine

    Angel, I woke up
    To find I had, everything
    Crazy for you

    Can you feel the rhythm in my heart?
    The beat's going CLA-MID-YA
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like it’s leprosy

    Can you feel the rhythm in my heart?
    The beat's going SYP-HI-LIS
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like there's no way back

    Can you feel the diseases?

    Can you feel the rhythm in my heart?
    The beat's going CLA-MID-YA
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like there's leprosy

    Can you feel the rhythm in my heart?
    The beat's going SYP-HI-LIS
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like leprosy

    Always louder like there's no limit
    Feels like there’s herpes too
    Always out it like there's no limit
    Feels like an S-T-I
    :D
    just said what we were ALL thinking :P
  7. MILKshake  

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    Be my valentine (anti crisis girl) --> Be my clientine (Tonsillitis Girl)


    haha this version ROCKS xD
  8. Mina Member with a "past"

    It's my sleep

    I’ve been waiting for so long
    And the time has come now
    Switch on tv, switch off the light
    It's time to watch Jade sing tonight

    It’s my sleep, it’s my sleep
    And Jade's gonna help me get there
    My sleep, it’s my sleep
    And my eyes are shut tight
    There’s nothing I'm afraid of
    I know she'll help me doze off
    You'll all watch me sleep tonight

    It's the middle of the song
    And it's getting close now
    But suddenly she lets out a scream
    And wakes me from my dream

    It’s my sleep, it’s my sleep
    And Jade's gonna help me get there
    My sleep, it’s my sleep
    And my eyes are shut tight
    There’s nothing I'm afraid of
    I know she'll help me doze off
    You'll all watch me sleep tonight :P
  9. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    lmao best bit :D Poor jade, imagine if she stumbles across this page by accident lol :P
  10. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Before you start ...
    Scottish Widows: http://www.scottishwidows.co.uk/
    The original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4LTsiCLks&feature=related


    I'm looking through my window --> You need a scottish widow!!

    When you're looking for savings, getting nowhere
    You're alone but they're gonna be right here
    You're their next prey
    Why don't you call their hotline to get somewhere?
    Put on hold, you've got to hold on, to go on

    You need a Scottish Widow!
    Investments and savings of all kinds
    You need a Scottish widow, safe on your pillow
    You need a Scottish widow!
    Savings are confusing, but why?
    But the credit crunch, wheres the rainbow?

    And maybe some widow some day
    Insurance for the home, but its gonna be a large pay
    Will be a large pay
    And maybe some widow some way
    Your savings go and it's always the same thing
    Anyway

    You need a Scottish Widow!
    Investments and savings of all kinds
    You need a Scottish widow, safe on your pillow
    You need a Scottish widow!
    Savings are confusing, but why?
    But the credit crunch, wheres the rainbow?

    I can find the cash, lose my nerve
    To insure my house and phone
    They will take me high, regain my pride
    Insurance for your house out and inside

    You got a Scottish Widow?
    Investments and savings of all kinds
    You need a Scottish widow, safe on your pillow
    You need a Scottish widow!
    Savings are confusing, but why?
    But the credit crunch, wheres the rainbow?

    AND "SCOTTISH WIDOWS" YOU SHOULD BE BLOODY GRATEFUL CAUSE I'M GIVING YOU FREE ADVERTISING!!
  11. Mina Member with a "past"

    Jonny,
    we should ask Stew to introduce us to some Scottish widows :D
  12. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Personally I think Stew is a scottish widow :D:P
  13. Stewart SOD ME HARD AND FAST

    Yes, that's correct. I was once married to Mr. Crap but then he died....
  14. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Thats what he wanted you to think ... he actually left you because he was just too damn sexy for you i'm afraid!! :P
  15. I don't know if this is old news or if everyone already has an idea but apparently, Svetlana wrote another version of the chorus to "Be My Valentine! (Anti-crisis Girl)" which went like:

    "Crisis, crisis feels so hard / Be my, be my credit card!"

    Honestly :P they were planning on recording it as well - no joke!
  16. Mark New Member

    Hold On, Be strong

    Eurovision can be hard sometimes.
    Yes, it can catch you off guard, with bad songs
    Yes it can make you depressed and angry
    Make you say: "Why me, why am I watching this shit?"

    You might be saying: "Ooh, I don't wanna know about your fairytale
    Ooh, I don't care about your violin
    Ooh, I don't wanna be deafened
    Why ain't anybody shutting him up"

    And theres always someone out there who'll be lovin' him
    There is always someone out there talking about him
    There is always someone out there saying jealous, jealous, jealous
    Hold on, hold on, be strong

    He can go away forever if you push it
    And you have to remember: do rush it
    If it ain't Rybak, it is good
    And you'll be crying out: "Why ain't anybody shutting him up"

    You might be saying: "Ooh, I don't wanna know about your fairytale
    Ooh, I don't care about your violin
    Ooh, I don't wanna be deafened
    Why ain't anybody shutting him up"

    And theres always someone out there who'll be lovin' him
    There is always someone out there talking about him
    There is always someone out there saying jealous, jealous, jealous
    Hold on, hold on, be strong

    Now, theres always someone out there who'll be lovin' him
    There is always someone out there talking about him
    There is always someone out there saying jealous, jealous, jealous
    Hold on, hold on, be strong

    Yes, theres always someone out there who'll be lovin' him
    There is always someone out there talking about him
    There is always someone out there saying jealous, jealous, jealous
    Hold on, hold on, be strong

    Hold on, hold on, be strong
    My child, hold on, he'll fail...
  17. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    lmaooooo :D
  18. Jonny Ginger Tory Witch

    Hero --> Slampa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7U6WcsCRY
    Every shag has a beginning
    Every shag comes to an end
    Take it or leave it, you'd better pay for it
    Be my lover, do my friend

    Slags can give you lots of feelings
    Even though that your wallet says no
    Sex will last longer, growing stronger and stronger
    If you pay and don't stray home

    Oh oh out on the streets, like a slag, like a slampa
    Whores will survive
    Oh oh doing a client, is the life of a slampa
    Staying alive

    This is a story, of bad desperation
    Only slampor can tell
    Oh oh out on the streets, like a slag like a slampa
    Slags, will survive.

    Brothels and clients keep colliding
    But with slags in a world of their own
    Just make you sure you pay it, and don't hurt or break it
    Some will even do your bum

    Oh oh out on the streets, like a slag, like a slampa
    Whores will survive
    Oh oh doing a client, is the life of a slampa
    Staying alive

    This is a story, of bad desperation
    Only slampor can tell
    Oh oh out on the streets, like a slag like a slampa
    Slags, will survive


    (Oh) Casanova --> (Please) Push her over http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t32IK0T3aXk
    A thousand notes, were so out of tune, but she tries
    You and me, a hideous kettle burns my eyes
    Lost the notes, the costume was awful, its too true
    The bad outfit, caused a burning rage from within you
    Boom boom boom was the poor girl crazy?
    The dress designer too ....

    Please push her over!
    This song just goes on forever
    Can't she hold a note together?
    The sound rips my soul apart

    Please push her over!
    In a fairytale, I saw you
    Caused my eyes to burn, 'cos of you
    Wearing that, just wasn't smart

    Please god, just don't, bring nothing upon to remind me
    Now you're gone, all the bad costumes are behind me
    Boom qualification was crazy
    So was the outfit too ....

    Please push her over!
    This song just goes on forever
    Can't she hold a note together?
    The sound rips my soul apart

    Please push her over!
    In a fairytale, I saw you
    Caused my eyes to burn, 'cos of you
    Wearing that, just wasn't smart
  19. Mark New Member

    Rooooooooooooooooooooooofl !! Long live the slampas !!
  20. Mark New Member

    Thomascat

    Way down in France or Armenia
    There's a guy crying just like me
    Wearing the same old white writing
    Crying the same old blues

    Way down in the FR of A
    There's a guy doing things the sad way
    Combing the same upset hair
    Hugging the same sad teddy bear

    He's a thomascat, trying to orphan his soul
    But he's too sad to rock 'n' roll
    He's a thomascat, trying to orphan his soul
    But he's too sad to rock 'n' roll

    Way down in the deep deep South
    There's a guy with a boring mouth
    Eating the same sad sandwich
    Dressed in the same kind of mourn

    Way down by the Danbu river
    There's a guy with a voice that quivers
    Driving the same hearse car
    Chasing the same upset star

    He's a thomascat, trying to orphan his soul
    But he's too sad to rock 'n' roll
    He's a thomascat, trying to orphan his soul
    But he's too sad to rock 'n' roll

    Way down in Europe
    There's a guy, sad and lonely
    Dating my fair Priscilla
    He makes me want to hire a killer

    Way down in the land of the sad
    There's a guy lying in his grave
    'Cause nobody is his friend
    Will never get one because he is so sad

    He's a thomascat, trying to orphan his soul
    But he's too sad to rock 'n' roll
    He's a thomascat, trying to orphan his soul
    But he's too sad to rock 'n' roll

    (Thomascat) To rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll...
    (He's too sad) To rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll...
    (Tom-Thomascat, Thomascat)
    (Tom-Thomascat, Thomascat)
    (Tom-Thomascat, Thomascat) He was a sadcat

    :(

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