Before you start ...
Scottish Widows: http://www.scottishwidows.co.uk/
The original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4LTsiCLks&feature=related
I'm looking through my window --> You need a scottish widow!!
When you're looking for savings, getting nowhere
You're alone but they're gonna be right here
You're their next prey
Why don't you call their hotline to get somewhere?
Put on hold, you've got to hold on, to go on
You need a Scottish Widow!
Investments and savings of all kinds
You need a Scottish widow, safe on your pillow
You need a Scottish widow!
Savings are confusing, but why?
But the credit crunch, wheres the rainbow?
And maybe some widow some day
Insurance for the home, but its gonna be a large pay
Will be a large pay
And maybe some widow some way
Your savings go and it's always the same thing
Anyway
You need a Scottish Widow!
Investments and savings of all kinds
You need a Scottish widow, safe on your pillow
You need a Scottish widow!
Savings are confusing, but why?
But the credit crunch, wheres the rainbow?
I can find the cash, lose my nerve
To insure my house and phone
They will take me high, regain my pride
Insurance for your house out and inside
You got a Scottish Widow?
Investments and savings of all kinds
You need a Scottish widow, safe on your pillow
You need a Scottish widow!
Savings are confusing, but why?
But the credit crunch, wheres the rainbow?
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